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CORTEX Hangover Strips metal tin of 30 dissolving mango-orange botanical strips, product hero, 4K upscale v2

Hangover Strips - Morning After Support - 7 Botanical Extracts Per Strip - 30 Strips, Mango-Orange Vegan

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What one strip is doing, hour by hour.

You take it at eleven at night. Here is where each part of the formula is meant to show up between then and the meeting you cannot move.

THE LAST HOUR OF THE EVENING

Somewhere around drink four you stopped alternating with water, which is the single decision that costs you the most tomorrow. This is where dates come in, one of the oldest rehydration foods there is, supporting normal fluid levels at exactly the point in the night when nobody is thinking about them. It takes three seconds and it happens while you are still at the table.

WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP

Your liver does not clock off when you do. It works through the night on what the evening handed it, and that is the shift andrographis and Phyllanthus niruri are in this formula to support. You are not doing anything, which is the point. The work that decides your morning is happening anyway, and now it has something alongside it.

THE SEVEN O'CLOCK ALARM

The first test is whether you can face food. Chicory root and licorice are the two botanicals here for digestive comfort, both taken for centuries to settle a stomach that has handled more than it wanted to, and the difference between breakfast and a black coffee sipped standing up is most of how the next four hours go.

THE NINE O'CLOCK MEETING

A long evening is an oxidative event, and amla is one of the densest natural sources of vitamin C on earth, which helps protect your cells from oxidative stress. Grape polyphenols and turmeric work the same side of the strip. This is the part aimed at the hours where being in the room is not the same thing as being any use in it.

THIRTY EVENINGS TO A TIN

Thirty individually sealed strips, one at a time, a maximum of one in a day. Used on the evenings that call for it rather than every day, that is most of a year of client dinners, weddings and the Fridays that got away from you, in something the size of a card holder.

MANGO, ORANGE, THREE SECONDS

Bitter and chalky are the two words that dominate the reviews of everything else in this category, and both are reasons people stop using them. This is mango and orange on a film sweetened with stevia, gone before you have finished the sentence, which is why it still gets taken on the twentieth evening as well as the first.

The CORTEX Promise

LIVER SUPPORT OVERNIGHT

LIVER SUPPORT OVERNIGHT

A MORNING YOU CAN USE

A MORNING YOU CAN USE

FOUR JOBS, ONE STRIP

FOUR JOBS, ONE STRIP

ON YOU WHEN IT COUNTS

ON YOU WHEN IT COUNTS

90 DAYS TO DECIDE

90 DAYS TO DECIDE

What to Expect

The Night Itself

One strip, three seconds, somewhere between the second course and the last round. The dates go to work on fluid levels at exactly the point in the evening where nobody is topping up a water glass, and the rest is in before you have found your coat.

This is the one you bought it for. Your liver has had andrographis and Phyllanthus niruri alongside it all night, and the chicory and licorice are there for the first real question of the day, which is whether you can face breakfast. Getting up, rather than surfacing.

The Next Morning

Month 1

Four or five evenings in, and you have stopped doing the arithmetic where you decline the second glass because of what tomorrow will cost. The tin lives in the jacket, so the question at eleven at night is no longer whether you remembered to bring anything.

A year of client dinners, weddings and long Fridays, and the Saturdays after them are still yours. You go out properly and you get up properly, and the two stopped being a trade somewhere around the third tin. This is just how you do evenings now.

Month 6 and Beyond

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Where CORTEX Stands Apart

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CORTEX Hangover Strips

Nutrient/Feature

Liver, stomach, fluid levels and antioxidant defence in one strip
Taken on the night, in three seconds, with no water needed
Small enough to be in your pocket when it actually matters
Seven botanicals named by species, with no blend nickname
Mango and orange, stevia sweetened, and never chalky

Typical Capsule Left At Home

Frequently Asked Questions

Right here on this page. CORTEX Hangover Strips is sold direct through our own store, which is how the 90-day guarantee stays attached to your order and how we know the tin you receive came from us. It also means the price you see is the price, without a marketplace margin sitting on top of it.

Seven botanical extracts, each named by species:

  • Phoenix dactylifera – date extract
  • Curcuma longa – turmeric extract, the source of curcuminoids
  • Andrographis paniculata – a bitter Ayurvedic herb, and the one with an allergy signal worth reading about in the next question
  • Cichorium intybus – chicory extract
  • Vitis vinifera – grape extract, where the polyphenols come from
  • Phyllanthus niruri – a traditional bitter herb
  • Phyllanthus emblica – amla, one of the densest natural sources of vitamin C anywhere

The film itself is pullulan with cellulose, mannitol, lecithin, malic acid and pectin, plus licorice extract, natural mango and orange flavour and steviol glycosides as the sweetener. Our supplier does not state a milligram figure for any of the botanicals, which is why you will not find one on this page.

Gluten free, lactose free, vegan friendly, halal and non-GMO. Thirty strips to a metal tin, manufactured in India.

Check with your doctor or pharmacist first, and please read this one properly, because two ingredients here deserve more than a general warning.

  • Andrographis and allergic reactions – this is the important one. Andrographis has been associated with allergic reactions, including rare but serious ones, and the Australian medicines regulator has reviewed it on exactly that basis. If you have ever reacted to a herbal product, stop at this line and talk to a doctor before you order. If you take a strip and develop a rash, swelling, or any difficulty breathing, stop and get medical help immediately
  • Licorice and blood pressure – licorice extract can raise blood pressure and lower potassium with regular use. Our supplier does not state how much is in a strip, so if you have high blood pressure, a heart condition or kidney problems, this is a conversation to have before you start
  • Immunosuppressants and autoimmune conditions – andrographis is immune-stimulating, which is the opposite of what those medicines are prescribed to do
  • Blood thinners and surgery – grape extract, turmeric and andrographis have all been associated with antiplatelet activity, so raise this if you take warfarin, clopidogrel or daily aspirin, or if you have a procedure coming up
  • Ragweed and daisy allergies – chicory belongs to the same plant family, so cross-reaction is possible
  • Gallstones and diabetes medication – chicory stimulates bile and may lower blood sugar, both worth mentioning to your doctor

Bring the tin to whoever manages your prescriptions and let them make the call.

In a cool, dry place, out of direct sunlight, with the tin closed and the individual packets sealed until you use them. These are dissolving films, so humidity is the thing that ruins them. Keep it out of reach of children. Do not use it if the safety seal is damaged or missing.

Place one strip on your tongue and let it dissolve. No water needed and nothing to swallow. One strip anytime, up to a maximum of one strip a day. Do not exceed the recommended dose.

Dry fingers, straight from the packet, straight onto the tongue. The film starts working on contact with moisture, so it does not survive being handled with damp hands or half-opened and put back.

This is an occasional product rather than a daily one. Take it on the evenings that call for it, not every day, and never more than one in a day.

Thirty. Thirty individually packed strips in a metal tin, one strip per serving, with a maximum of one a day.

Because this is meant for the evenings that call for it rather than for every day, most people find a tin lasts considerably longer than a month.

Yes, and more than most. This is for adults and it is not intended for children under the age of 18.

Do not use it if you are pregnant or nursing. Do not use it if you have ever had an allergic reaction to a herbal product, because of the andrographis. If you have high blood pressure, a heart condition, kidney problems, liver problems, an autoimmune condition, gallstones, or you take any regular medication, speak to your doctor before using this or any dietary supplement. The specific interactions are set out in the medication question above and they are worth reading in full. Do not exceed the recommended dose. Keep out of reach of children.

If CORTEX isn't right for you, you're covered by our 90-day money-back guarantee. Return the product within 90 days of delivery and we'll refund you. If you have any questions along the way, our team will guide you through it.

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